『壹』 售前和售后客服分别适合什么样的对话分配方式
搜一下：售前和售后客服分别适合什么样的对话分配方式？
『贰』 买表售后问题与销售员的英文对话
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『叁』 求一篇汽车专业英语从买车到售后服务的对话急求
Customer: Oh, really, in silence, it is car 4S store or martyrs cemetery?( car ): Mr Sch, 4S shop certainly not die S shop. What do you want to buy a car? I can help you introce.The customers ': I want to buy, what car? Want to buy a car "BUHUI"!( car ): "not black " brand? Without this brand of car. Sir make fun of it?The customers ': is not " black ", but "no regrets " brand, is to buy after one year without regret car. Or according to your understanding, I want to buy a black car!( car ): ha ha, is too funny! But I think, our car can meet your requirements. For example, a hatchback car, the 1.6 capacity, automatic leather and CD, has been reced to 120000, more cost-effective. There are three car models, has just been upgraded, 140000 sell, listen to our boss said, the car would conform with international, it is sold at a loss!The customers ' Miss: ah, I really thought I humorous. Listen to your words, that you can more than my sense of humor! The price of the car, I had finished it will have to go to the bathroom!( car ): you mean, the price is not acceptable? Well, if you sincerely want, say a price, I can see it.The customers ': Oh? For example, the hatchback car, if 80000 wallet card, I now pay to take delivery of the goods!( car ):? Would you take me to be happy! The price of the car, you get Laiyi elsewhere a wholesale to our store, we send big money, hee hee.The customers ': is it true? Then I can get? Oh, you know the car dealer, the price of goods, or don't sell well, can you believe?( car ): Well, maybe. Now I don't know how, no matter what car, no matter what the price, is to sell do not move, our boss that fire, two eyes with beehive! I wonder, now the car market after all how?The customers ': how? I tell you, all profits to do evil. The last cars less, with prices of tiger bone, panda skin almost, prohibitively expensive, it is a lot of good silver kuangzhuan! Do not believe you ask, now, after buying the car a few do not feel when taken for a ride? At present, automobile factory in heaps, new models like locusts exist everywhere, purchase choice room is bigger and bigger, more intelligent, sensible, know with the international standards the price, but also have to take our country's wage level to compare, after several comparisons to, almost can not find little car. Unless particularly anxious or deposit is particularly much, ordinary people, not Chibidaigou grandad!( car maker ): Sir how to know " Chibidaigou " this word? Our boss listen to this four words to scold! Fortunately, he is not in, or you can not fight.The customers ' : " no use ah. The present situation is obvious, cannot pass how long, car market will slump, manufacturers also keep price does not let go, I look, short-term profit price is the inevitable result of subsequent bankruptcy! For they could not really! You put all of a sudden the price to people psychological acceptance level, then the service to keep up with, let the car city hot up, everyone is alive?( car maker ): also on mr.. You don't think we sell a car that car price profiteering. In fact, we also welcome manufacturers car, suitable price, so, our business will not be so bleak. But we can't, manufacturers of our look can be tightly, find our price on the fine privately. But, also cannot sell cars, our dealers how to maintain? This not, already two months did not pay the wages!The customers ': is enough trouble. The car sells cars are bad, when is a leader? Alas, what you said is poor, otherwise, I would buy a car?( car ): that's okay! Sir you, want to buy that car? I'll get the key!The customers ': don't, don't just concentrate on the keys. We must put the price ah. Or what I said, the hatchback car, license pack 80000, okay?( car maker ): sir you are really making jokes about me! Sorry, the price is the car, a less nor love, buy you buy, do not buy it or leave it!The customers ' : Well, miss, what kind of attitude is that? You have such a car? Want to do? I find your complaints to the manager! Make you come off sentry ty not to ... ... Tell me, where is the manager's office?( car ): the manager's office? Go left, turn left and then turn left and turn left, you to complain!The customers ': go, turn left and then turn left ... ... Then turn left and then turn left ... ... , that's not turn back? Are you kidding me?( car ): are you playing with me, I can 't make you -- around here to me right, I am the manager! Further complaints, you go to the United Nations, I have this price! Have the ability to tell me this store yellow myself, I just don't love to do the business. I had to sell aircraft, not kill you a big head doll black eye can not be!The customers ': ha ha, you these wonderful words to my article finish. Give you a card. Miss bye ... ...( car ): what? Article. Reporter. Oh, bad! Sir, wait, stop! You must not to publish it, if the words, don't treat me this 4S store name to exposure ah, please, I ask you to eat fried panoramic sunroof, leather seats, ABS rotten stew reversing radar, protect your satisfaction, how ah? Sir, wait a minute ... ...
『肆』 维修对话---有这样的事吗
两位正幽默
哈哈
真是在维修过程中遇到这样的人不少，他电脑不亮了，你帮他检测半天，亮了
。一句客气话抱起就走。小声说，那什么、什么
钱--钱--哈
，啊，什么都没换就插了两下还要钱呀
狂晕。
『伍』 我与“海尔服务”的对话
海尔售后复人员都是虾扯蛋的，制忽悠人的，还很贵，因为海尔要抽成。
如果出保修期，去某宝上问问吧，很多很便宜；如果必要，买个配件 自己装上。?
如果自己能动手， 最好别找海尔的售后，价格很贵，服务很差劲，也大部分是拆机件，他们售后件质量是很差。
海尔产品质量差，保修期内一般 得修一次。 出了保修期，离坏就不远了。
以后最好别买海尔的产品。
『陆』 求一篇关于售后服务的英语短对话，两个人每人10句话左右的。不要太难读，谢谢！
A：can I help you？
B：yesterday I bought a wallet in Lily'store.
A：is there anything wrong with it.
B：yes. inside it there is a little hole. Can I change it？
A： of course. if the quality has anything wrong . you can have it changed unconditionally.
B： what should I do？
A：please bring your bill together with the wallet.
B：ok.thank you
A：you are welcome.
『柒』 想请教你，这段讲的是客户电话电脑售后客服的对话，第一句的That's normal与第二句的有怎样的语境区别
前者意思是 ''没什么大不了的，纯属正常''
后者加问号，是疑问句的形式，否定句的含义，意思是''问题很严重，本人很生气''
『捌』 关于上门维修的英语对话
这个 必须英语好吧